Envy, status anxiety, and other feelings get a modern makeover.
The euphoria experienced when a friend finally stops showing you pictures of his kids on his phone.
The fear that people will realize those anonymous Huffington Post comments are yours.
Mortification after hearing that your 11-year-old daughter's new ringtone is a rap song with cursing in it.
The joy experienced over someone successful being prescribed the wrong medication.
The sadness felt after reading your loved one's dull status updates. iNoia The fear that you should have waited one more generation before buying an Apple product.
Shock that the coworker with the neck tattoo got a promotion before you did.
The annoyance and embarrassment you experience when your dinner partner asks the waiter if the breadsticks are gluten-free.
Jealousy and disdain felt after you've figured out that your boss is younger than the Microsoft stock you bought.
Confusion over whether to order an extra book from Amazon so you go over the $25 minimum to be eligible for free Super Saver Shipping.
Delight that your date looks exactly like his or her profile picture.
Concern that the person you're Skypeing with looks more put together than you.
Guilt about skipping your Yogilates class to go out for drinks.
Nervousness while waiting to hear from the doctor's receptionist about whether your newly broken leg counts as a pre-existing condition.
The feelings of sluggishness and guilt that accompany watching six or more consecutive hours of DVR'd reality shows.
The shame experienced when your boss catches you incessantly refreshing to get the latest celebrity updates.
The mixture of disgust and curiosity felt when following someone on Twitter even though you hate them.